The Cake is a Lie...The Cake is a Lie And the Peaches Are Nice Saint Grimm Eden Do not look directly at the JesusThe Cake is a Lie...
If we get words from wisdom And the cake is a lie Then where does that leave the milk And the porous diseases
Seen in the slums of the decay’d and blithe And funny fin cars waddle down the block Stop and go, the funny sayed no And there’s this clank Like metal on wood
And what is this? A music for some overlarge burger joint And that cake, so delicious are thee Is still quite a large, hideous lie And the pyramid men wal
Bioshock'dThe Grimm Life Episode Thirty-seven Bioshock’dBioshock'd
(Grimm and Tool are in a blank panel)
Tool: So, look, I was thinking we could put our differences-
Grimm: Bees!
(Tool is attacked by bees…to death)
Grimm: Heh. Bees…
(Jesus floats into the panel)
Jesus: Oh, come on! Seriously, Grimm!
(Jesus begins to resurrect Tool, his back is to Grimm)
Jesus: You’ve got to stop doing this! Y’know, I’m beginning to think I need to have Tool canonized. If only so he’ll become immortal…so I don
Really, Jack?The Grimm Life Episode Thirty-eight Really, Jack?Really, Jack?
(Grimm is standing in front of a blackboard, various things, such as: “Legilimens!”, “I’m getting bored…”, “Blackwater”, and “The Mystery of Mini-Moose”, are scribbled on the board)
Grimm: Hello, my name is Grimm Lassiter, and I’m here to address one: Jack Thompson, esq. Now, admittedly, I’m a little late with this address, but, hey, it’s still valid. Now, for those of you out there who don’t know who Mr. Thompson is: he is commonly known as the bane of Gamer existence, though normally g
Meh...
Tired
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"So young men build the future, wisely open handed in peace, protected in war; So warriors earn their fame, and wealth is shaped with a sword."
~from Beowulf
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